Why is it no one has ever taken a flattering ID photo? Even more perplexing, why do the same people, who use the same or lesser technology, always have over-flattering pictures of themselves on their online profiles (e.g. My Space)? Neither discrepancy is good. If you fail to recognize someone because they “looked different in their picture,” it could be embarrassing for both of you. If you sneak a peak of an otherwise attractive person’s driver’s license photo–which looks like something from a “Genetic Experiments Gone Horribly Wrong” government file–you may have a hard time striking it from your mental record. There’s nothing we–or anyone else, for that matter–can do about this unexplainable phenomenon. But what we can do is offer the fastest, easiest way to print ID cards for your personal or business use. We have Polaroid-style systems for making IDs and we have digital-style systems that make IDs for you. They are guaranteed to be the lowest price anywhere, just as surely as they’re guaranteed to make you look like you just received the Manager’s VIP treatment at the Bates’ Motel. Why it’s impossible to be pleased with the results of the photos themselves, who knows, but we can assure you you’ll pleased with the system.
ID cards are crucial for any office or store with a larger-than-tiny staff. Besides, not-so-great photos are less painful than a robbery due to not-so-great security.
Taylor
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